British Humour
One-liners are the best. Don't work as well written down though...
I was walking my dog in the cemetery the other day. A woman passed and said "mornin'", and I said "no, just walking the dog"
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I saw an ice-cream van the other day; went up; "a ninety-nine please" - "hundreds and thousands?" - "nah, just the one..."
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no comments again... does anyone even read this bleedin' thing?
I was walking my dog in the cemetery the other day. A woman passed and said "mornin'", and I said "no, just walking the dog"
~~~~~~~~~~~
I saw an ice-cream van the other day; went up; "a ninety-nine please" - "hundreds and thousands?" - "nah, just the one..."
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no comments again... does anyone even read this bleedin' thing?
posted by scribe at 12:21 am
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I don't get the second one o.O
'hundreds and thousands' are very tiny pieces of neon-coloured suagr, spinkled on deserts... they look like this //////
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