newspaper funnies

The 80 pence spent on Friday's Guardian newspaper proved worth it - if just for the funny articles relating to reality tv, pretentious toffs, philosophy and kinky sex. Two items from the G2 supplement:


And this (unrelated) gem, discussing possible nicknames for a politician:

Nick “30 Women” Clegg. Strictly speaking it should be “No More Than 30 Women”, but that’s a bit long-winded, and sounds more like a request. “Approximately 30 Women” sounds forgetful and “30 Women, Roughly” positively invites misunderstanding.

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